I am a Hessian Prince
Using some very unusual methods I have been able to finally figure out why I am so fucking awesome. I am a Hessian Prince. I descend directly from these rich fancy fuckers and badassed warlords in
If you are my friend be prepared to receive a gift of some ball shreddingly awesome furniture that my factories have been producing for more than 300 years. In addition I’ll let you take a look at my painting that is worth 100 million dollars. That’s right, 9 figures you fucking whores!
I have a golden fucking carriage that carries my awesome ass around pulled but 6 mother-fucking horses. Enough said.
Adam
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posted by Adam Ritenour at 2:59 PM
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Rua Senador Vergueiro, 238 - ap 413
Flamengo
Rio de Janeiro - RJ
BRAZIL
22230-001
I'll teach something to your "badass" hordes... Or you don't deliver international?
I will forward this to my Hessian Commanders. Expect them when they don't have anything better to do than to come visit some little cunt brazilian.
--Adam
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