Tuesday, November 29, 2005

CAADE E65 Lo-Fi podcast Part 2

I hate to admit it but here is another Lo-Fi version of the podcast with none of high tech goodness that I love. Adam tells the story behind finding out he is a Hessian Prince and Chuck Burns a fucking hole in his pop filter. Good times had by all.....except the damn pop filter.


Monday, November 28, 2005

I am a Hessian Prince

Using some very unusual methods I have been able to finally figure out why I am so fucking awesome. I am a Hessian Prince. I descend directly from these rich fancy fuckers and badassed warlords in Germany. Think I’m lying; then send me your HOME address and I’ll have my fucking standing army come pay you a visit. Just like the Middle Ages bitches!

If you are my friend be prepared to receive a gift of some ball shreddingly awesome furniture that my factories have been producing for more than 300 years. In addition I’ll let you take a look at my painting that is worth 100 million dollars. That’s right, 9 figures you fucking whores!

I have a golden fucking carriage that carries my awesome ass around pulled but 6 mother-fucking horses. Enough said.


P.S. Now click this link

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

CAADE E64 (lo-fi podcast)

Chuck and Adam are not dead. Adam just felt like he wanted to be dead. We are really sorry for the late podcast but shit happens. This is a pretty good show by our standards. It seems pretty clear that the farther apart our podcasts are the better they turn out to be. interesting......


Wednesday, November 09, 2005

CAADE Episode 63

One year bitches!!! You said it wouldn't happen but it happened. Wait.....Who said it wouldn't happen? Show yourself you vile fiend. Extra special spectacular bonus feature = Call from Corby.


Thursday, November 03, 2005

Blog Rot

This is the worst day of my life. Imagine if your kids, wife(husband), parents, grandparents all died together in a plane crash. But they really didn't die they just crashed and had to eat each other to stay alive just like that stupid ass movie. Like that could ever happen. Then right after your grandma gets finished eating your baby girls vagina to stay alive but chokes on the labia and dies anyway there is a massive earthquake and all of south america is literally vaporized. So you go for a drive because you don't know what else to do and you see a giant gorilla fucking a rhino in the ass just because it can. Then after picking up a prostitute you go home and fuck her in your wife's bed, you slept separately. But right before you blow your load you cut your dick off just to spite yourself then have a brain aneurysm and die anyway.

Imagine all that times one thousand and you might have the slightest idea of how bad my mood is right now. Happy thursday.....fuckers!!!


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