Where's Darwin When You Need Him

So if I stole some money from anywhere the very last thing in the world I would do is try to get publicity. Who the fuck goes on Jimmy Kimmel to promote their theft. I mean, I know that nobody watches Jimmy Kimmel, but still how dumb were these dudes?

--Chuck

Portland Podcasting Meetup Group Tonight

The Portland Podcasting Meetup Group is tonight at the Cedar Hills Crossing Conference Room at 7pm. Myself and others will be bringing our podcasting gear to show off and share podcasting techniques. So IM your friend and email your neighbors and come out and hang with all of us loud mouth geeks.

--Adam

Behavioral Interviewing

I hate this crap. I mean, I understand why companies do it but it sure does take a lot of prep to get ready for an interview where you know they are going to ask you those types of questions.

I am interviewing for a job this friday. I know I can do the work and do it well. I have all the technical background I need. My only problem is these stupid behavioral questions. If I can just keep from sticking my foot in my mouth on those questions I'll probly get the job. My problem is behavioral questions ask you to tell stories about your past experiences and I am NOT a good story teller. Oh well, keep your fingers crossed for me.

--Adam

Chuck and Adam Do Everything # 39

Chuck goes to a boxer doggy play group and Adam makes sausage this time on CAADE. This is your last chance to vote for us on podcastalley.com so we can get really really drunk. Vote here.

--Adam

Chuck and Adam Do Everything # 38

Chuck has some fun with some really cool song covers and we make fun of stupid protestors. Try and guess who is singing our background music. More good from Chuck and Adam.

--Adam

I'm An Abstinence Convert

This website is one of the most hilarious things I've seen lately. My favorite parts...

3) Rigorously rub your face, body and genitalia against those of your faith partner until orgasm. (Also known as 'faith-fucking')

Although in most cases "Gently, gently" should be your watchwords, masturbating your faith partner through jeans or other heavy fabric is the exception.

This my dedicated readers is classic material. Someday it will be read like Shakespeare, that's right, with Cliffs Notes.

--Chuck

Chuck and Adam Do Everything # 37

In this podcast we catch up on our comments from the blog. Adam goes off on Chuck's Rolling Stone blog post. We talk about Metallica's documentry "Some Kind of Monster."

Quit Breeding

So this is from an actual news story (thanks reuters). This, people, is why everyone should need a license to breed.

OKEECHOBEE, Florida (AP) -- A woman was arrested for allegedly forcing her 12-year-old daughter into prostitution and trading a 14-year-old daughter for a car.


And do I need to explain why I want Britney Spears to abort her pregnancy now?

--Chuck

Rolling Stone

So I'll admit it. I still have a subscription to Rolling Stone even though I think that it sucks lately and that they are too pop and mainstream focused. On the podcast I've complained a lot about thier stupid lists and about how they always rate stupid crap and leave out important bands in order to give props to the Beatles and Jimi Hendrix. Well, they finally printed a pretty good list. Their list of immortals is actually decent, probably because the contributors were mostly artists themselves instead of editors. Anyway, check it out the link only has the bottom 50 but it's still pretty good. Adam will be happy to see his beloved NIN on there. I, however, was impressed by the fact that Eric Clapton appeared 3 times. That's right, 3. Once for solo, once for Cream and once for the Yardbirds. The only other artist to appear more than once was Jimmy Page and he was still only there twice. Again, once for the Yardbirds. What do you say to that Trent Reznor?

--Chuck

Nine Inch Nails is listed at number 94. What fucking hell is that? NIN is two places below G 'n R for christ's sake! Eminem is on there at number 82 and guess who he was fucking nominated by? Elton John. This fucking list is totally fucked!!!! Just because they got NIN on there doesn't mean there still isn't a ton wrong with this crap. Fuck Eminem!!

--Adam

Chuck and Adam Do Everything # 36

The Podcast Corner Deathmatch! More random crap from Chuck and Adam.

Chuck and Adam Do A Contest

For all of you that are avid listeners of our podcast you already know about this. If you listened to our last show that is. Let this be a reminder to you then. Only you can prevent forest fires.

For all you sorry people that do not listen to our podcast I have a question for you. Do you want to get Chuck and Adam really drunk for no good reason? If the answer is yes place a vote for our podcast on podcastalley.com right here. We thought is would be fun to see how high is the rankings we could get but we also know people aren't going to vote with out an incentive. That is why for every vote we receive on podcastalley.com in the month of April chuck and Adam will take a shot or drink a beer.

Now I know what you are going to say, don't Chuck and Adam drink all the time anyway? Well, yes but now is your chance to determine how much we will be consuming. And remember this, you can play along at home if you want to as well. Have a great weekend everyone!!

--Adam