MTV doesn't FEED....

It seems that T-Rizzle was all set to perform at the MTV joke music awards but got cut for a really really bad reason. I know this is last decades news but MTfuckers have no balls. Yet another instance of corporate America being the small minded little fuck wads that they are. I haven't watched MTshit in years and now I know why.

--Adam

Update: It seems the jackoffs at MTcrap have redefined their own maximum level of douche-bagedness. Check out their "statement" about why they cut NIN loose.

Quick note to MTshit, try to listen to and grok a song's lyrics BEFORE you book the band to play that song at one of your stupid ass, fake, boring, IQ plummeting awards shows.

Car Wreck

This is funny. I don't know that the story is really that funny. But I can see myself calling Adam and leaving this message

--Chuck

Dr. Dino v Scientifc American

This is hilarious. Someone told me to listen to this guys seminars because he had some interesting theories. Yeah, I'll agree. Very interesting. Interesting that anyone believes them. This article is a response on his website to a Scientific American article. Check out the site a little, read some articles or download a seminar. The guy is a quack. I hate people that prey upon the good hearted who either have enough faith in their chosen religion or don't know enough about science to stop them from believing this kind of crap. It's a shame this guy is making millions off of them. On a lighter side, his supposed Phd isn't even from an accredited institution. Even if it was it is in Christian Education. Not science. He has a $250,000 offer he doesn't plan on paying to anyone with evidence of evolution. I'll one up him. I offer $5, and I will pay, to anyone who has physical evidence to demonstrate the truth of one of his crackpot theories. Good Luck.

--Chuck

18 Month Old Prostitutes?

Wow.
I can't say much else. How do you react to a woman that sells her baby to men to have sex with?
What kind of man has sex with an 18mo old baby?
It's all just fucked up and then this...

"They surprised me," said Ramiro Garcia. "I got new neighbors and you never know what kind of neighbors you have. I'm worried, 'cause if I had a 1-year-old child, I don't want that to happen, something like that."

This guy is worried that his baby could be sold into prostitution? Wouldn't he be able to control that? I don't know what's more messed up. The woman selling her baby or the neighbor worried that it will make him give up his unborn children.
Wow.

(Thanks to Corby for this one)
--Chuck

Firefox

As if you needed any more reasons to switch to Firefox here is a trio of quick ads that show that not only is firefox a better browser but the Mozilla Foundation even has a sense of humor. Fuck YOU Internet Explorer!!!

--Adam

Damn Journalists

With the recent CA scandal I've been reading quite a few articles about church sex scandals. It amuses me that people try to blame anyone but the priests. Many people blame the church. I understand that but it isn't the church's fault and it opens the door for some really dumb critiques. Like one that blamed anybody who agreed with the sexual revolution. Basically claiming that in asking the church to relax some of its strict moral codes we opened the door to gay priests. Now I read this about the Pope (new pope) blaming the media.

"In the church, priests also are sinners. But I am personally convinced that the constant presence in the press of the sins of Catholic priests, especially in the United States, is a planned campaign, as the percentage of these offenses among priests is not higher than in other categories, and perhaps it is even lower," said Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger--now Pope Benedict XVI--in 2002 when he was the head man of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith."

Yep, the media reports child abuse cases because they want to destroy the church. Damn media. Of course it's not the media's fault and it's not because of the sexual revolution. It is because a few (well ok, more than a few) priests have taken advantage of thier positions and molested children. Maybe. Maybe you could try to say the church has a small role because of their stance on issues of homosexuality and the fact that priests are repressed to begin with. However, not all of these priests are gay and not all priests are raping children. So, what is the answer? Blame the priests who are committing crimes. It is their fault and only their fault. They raped the children. Not the media, not the church and certainly not the sexual revolution.

I do blame the church for one thing though. I blame them for covering up the acts of molestation and for protecting priests who committ the acts. The church deserves blame for this and no matter what the pope says it is the church's fault that it did not answer these acts with a response deserving of they're attrocity. The media may not only report fact, but it is not the media's fault that priests rape children or that the church covered it up.

--Chuck

I Committed Class-Cest

So I read this blog today by a college composition teacher. She had an insight about class-cest and the ways it hinders education. I thought it was funny. Mostly because Jackie and I had two classes together when we started dating. It definetely did not help our grades. Hah.

--Chuck

Vanilla Ice Was Not a 1-Hit Wonder

He sucked.. Yes! But, he had more than one hit. It just goes to show that many people can enjoy something that the rest of us know is completely horrible.

--Chuck

Required Reading For Fat Men

It makes me feel really warm inside to know that in the event that my man-boobies unexpectedly and quickly grow to an unmanageable size I will have something to fall back on.

--Adam

Update: Oh, damn you sweet irony!!! I only wear boxers.

Wow! Why? What? I Don't Get It

What is the attraction people?
Why does a Paris Hilton ad get so much attention that it brings down a site?
Is she really hot?
Does she do anything other than inherit a fortune?
Should I care?
Should you care?
Should anyone care?
What does it have to do with burgers?
Is there a Carl's Jr near me?
Does the burger have onions?
Does it have tomato?
Do they sell them in Paris?
Do they sell them at Hiltons?

Whatever

--Chuck

The Ghost That Feeds

I heard this mashup of the Ghostbuster's theme with the new song from Nine Inch Nails "The Hand that Feeds" a few days ago on Adam Curry's "Daily Source Code". This is the first mashup that really sparked any kind of response from me. Most mashups seems so stupid. Anyway, it's probly just because NIN is involved in this that I like it so take my recommendation with a large grain of salt but I think you should check this out. Listen HERE.

--Adam

They Must Have Missed

So apparently a couple of guys in Bobby Brown's "entourage" were stabbed at a bar owned by Sean Combs (I refuse to call him anything else).

"Brown was with a group of people celebrating a relative's birthday at Justin's Restaurant and Bar when a fight broke out, and two members of Brown's group were either cut or stabbed, police Detective D.L. Dixon said."

Honestly I'm a little upset that they stabbed two people who most likely aren't wife beaters while missing the Big Man himself. But hey, that's just My Perogative.

--Chuck

Do Some Research You Lazy Bums

You know what I hate when reading blogs?

I hate people you go on and on for paragraph after paragraph explaining their views and you can tell they have done no research whatsoever and don't even understand what they are talking about. I really wish people would make informed decisions and opinions. I am intelligent enough to know that people will disagree with me and that I don't agree with everyone else. I am also intelligent enough to understand that some people draw different conclusions from the same information.

Fine. I don't care if people think differently than I do as long as their opinions are informed. I can't stand people who blab on and on about things they know nothing about. If you are not informed about something, admit it, learn about it and THEN make an opinion. Don't just read talking points and think you understand an entire topic.

--Chuck

CAADE Episode 43

Bla Bla Bla. New Podcast is up. Bla Bla Bla. Adam is the king of Waterworld. Bla Bla Bla. My friend's cat has no gallbladder.
Enjoy..........?

--Adam

If you look like this, please don't.

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If you thought that I looked like a complete douche then you ain't seen nothing till you've seen this brachiosaur sized douche. Gotta love it.

--Adam

New Podcast

I just saw this new podcast from Popular Science Magazine and just had to check it out. PopSci is my favorite magazine so I'm hoping this is very cool. They are podcasting from E3 and already have a podcast from May 17 and May 18. I'll let you know what I think after I listen.

--Adam

Update: Lots of new about the new video game systems coming out. If you aren't already jonesing for a PS3 or XBox 360, you probly should skip it.

28 Midgets Dead, 14 Midgets Injured

If you are in the mood for some African Lion on Midget carnage I have a link for you.

--Adam

Update: So, I guess this might be fake. But it's still funnier than monkey shit.

Go Nebraska

So NE voters past an amendment defining marriage.

"Only marriage between a man and a woman shall be valid or recognized in Nebraska. The uniting of two persons of the same sex in a civil union, domestic partnership, or other similar same-sex relationship shall not be valid or recognized in Nebraska."

A judge struck it down as un-constitutional. Go Judge!!!

--Chuck

CAADE Episode 42

Chuck gives Adam a verbal lashing without the common decency of a reach around. All this and more right here on Chuck and Adam!

--Dumcrest OUT

First Real Day on the Job

I'm just about to wrap up my first real full day at my new job. Not a whole lot to report but it looks like it should be pretty ok. I should be fun to learn this new job. More reports as interesting things happen.

--Adam

CAADE Episode 41 "The Drunk Cast"

Sorry this took so long in coming but here is the DRUNK-CAST!!!!!

I Fucking Hate Raymond

Why do I not care about the final episode of Everybody Loves Raymond?

Because I think it's a fucking stupid show.

--Chuck

Meth Whores

"PORTLAND, Ore. (Reuters) - A group of Oregon schoolgirls, some as young as 12, are being questioned about whether they exchanged sex for methamphetamines, and one has admitted to the swap, police said on Wednesday. "

I don't think I need to add comments.

--Chuck

Adam Has a Job!!!

You can all stop hoping and praying for me. I have found a job. What is the lucky company you say? Evergreen Engineering I'm pretty excited about this job too. It will be an interesting first year for me at this company. More details to come as I find out more. Cya on the interwebs.

--Adam

Vader's Blog

This is pretty cool. Even if you are not a big Star Wars fan, this is at least something different than your typical blog.

--Chuck

A Need For Anger Management?

Well, let me just say I'm glad most fathers don't kill their children for breaking curfew. Otherwise, we would have very few teenagers left in this world. Do you think it was a sign when the following happened?

"Just last month, he was released from a Texas prison after serving time for an assault in 2001. He had argued with Laura's mother, Sheila Hollabaugh, then grabbed a chain saw and chased neighbors until someone hit him in the back with a shovel, according to Rick Mahler, assistant district attorney for Wichita County, Texas. No one was injured."

Last time I checked, it isn't normal to chase your wife with a chainsaw. Fucked up bastard. Should have stayed in jail.

--Chuck

Ignorance Sucks

I hate trying to communicate with ignorant people. Sometimes it just becomes so tedious.

--Chuck

Did we really think things would stay the same with a Germanpope.....

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Just so you all know, I'm a Catholic.

Why Are People So Dumb?

So there are two measures being worked on in our lovely state that would allow homosexual couples to have some of the rights bestowed upon married heterosexuals. One of them involves Civil Unions and the other does not.

So I saw a quote in the paper from a guy who travelled many miles to be at the senate hearing. He said "I believe we have to protect heterosexual marriage for our children and grand-children" Hmmm... So again, I'm confused. How would allowing homosexual partners the right to make medical decisions, buy homes together, have estate rights.... without being married, in any way affect marriage between two people who have different private parts?

What is it about this concept that I don't get? If they aren't married then it has nothing to do with marriage. So really, you just don't want to let gay couples have any rights. But instead of admitting that you hate an entire group of people you shroud it in this lame "protect marriage" bullshit. I'll tell you who's fucking up marriage. All the lame HETEROSEXUAL couples who get married only to divorce 2 months later. Britney Spears... The other Hilton sister... Yep those great role models and all the others like them. If gay couples can't be married they are obviously not corrupting marriage.

I wish people would just admit the real reasons why they don't want to let gay couples have rights. Either they are homophobic or it is against their "values". Then they might be able to make a valid argument. I just hate these stupid statements that come out of the mouths of fools.

--Chuck

Pesky Darwin

So evolution is on trial again in Kansas. Sorry, I don't feel like linking the article. Ya'll know how to google right? Anyway, I'm confused. How is it wrong to teach a leading scientific theory in a science class? Here is my favorite quote from the article...

"They are offering an answer that may be in conflict with religious views," Harris said in opening the debate. "Part of our overall goal is to remove the bias against religion that is currently in schools. This is a scientific controversy that has powerful religious implications."

So, could I also complain that religion teaches an answer in conflict with scientific views? I want to remove the bias against science that seems prevalent from some christians. Apparently they think it's OK to challenge teaching science because all they want is for teachers to discuss "alternate theories". OK. But, please recognize that these alternate theories rely on a creator of some sort and are therefore religious and not scientific. Personally I don't understand the problem. Let kids learn all of the theories. You can teach them whatever you want at home or church and they can learn evolution at school. Either trust that they will believe the theory that best fits their own beliefs or shove your personal views down their throats. Either way, the only reason to fear that children learn evolution is that you fear they might believe it over YOUR religious views. At what point do parents allow their children to make informed decisions about their world view instead of cramming shit into them?

--Chuck

Hate It!

You know what I fucking hate?

I hate people who talk about things they nothing about. If you don't know anything about the topic listen to what other people are saying and learn. Or, ask questions so you can learn something. Never, ever, pretend to fucking know something about anything you have no idea about. Especially if I know you don't know anything. Then I will put you in your fucking place and I won't be nice about it either. I expect anyone to do the same thing for me. However, I don't pretend to know about things I don't. So don't count on it happening.

The only thing I might hate worse is when people just make up random shit hoping that nobody knows what they are talking about. If you are someone who does this at least make your stupid little stories somewhat believeable because if they aren't I sincerely hope that someone makes you look like the fucking moron asshole you are.

Hopefully I have made my point clear. If for some reason you are one of these people and you happen to read this because you don't know any better. Please... Please... leave me a fucking stupid comment so I can tear your precious self esteem to pieces and leave you broken hearted and bleeding on your keyboard.

Very Sincerely
--Chuck

I've Had A Conversion Experience

These guys are my new idols.

Reading their posts has changed my life. I'm changing my whole point of view. Expect many new posts from me adhering to my new outlook.

--Chuck

Damn Cheerleaders Shaking That Thing

So Texas lawmakers are putting an end to cheerleaders shaking their asses. Wow that's pretty funny. I thought the point of cheerleaders was shaking the ass. Isn't that what cheerleaders do? They lead cheers and dance. Dancing these days is nothing more than ass shaking.

Meanwhile, in Houston they have fired six teachers and demoted two administrators... Why? Because, they were involved with cheating on state tests. As I recall, we based No Child Left Behind on the great results of Texas schools. Now, we understand those results were falsified. Hmmm...

So shouldn't Texas spend money on educating their kids instead of outlawing booty shaking?

Just a thought...

--Chuck

Chuck and Adam Do Everything # 40

I'm too tired to write a description to this show so suck it! Ya punk!

--Adam

An Alternative to Electric Cars?

Wow, I want more things to be powered by elephant dung. Just imangine.... elephant dung cars, elephant dung home heating. The list goes on and on.

--Chuck