Friday, April 28, 2006

CAADE E81 Wrong Number

More various things of great variety from Chuck and Adam. Wrong Number. Listen Here.


Wednesday, April 26, 2006


Thursday, April 20, 2006

Just Playing

So... A man gets bit by a cougar and the "wildlife expert" (probably a park ranger) thinks that the cougar was "just playing."

That's cool. However, if I was bit by a cougar, I would be more concerned about my perception of events than the cougar's perception of events. Any way you look at it the man was bit and he probably didn't think it was a game. Regardless of what the cougar thinks, it took a chunk out of his leg. Who gives a rip what the cougar thinks? What a stupid article.

Why do I read the news? This is the shit someone thinks is important? What a cougar supposedly thinks when biting someone? Stupid.


Wednesday, April 19, 2006

CAADE E80 Chuck Rips Everyone a New ASS!!

Chuck Rips Everyone a New ASS!! What else can I say?

Just listen to the show and see what happens bitches!


Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Ritenour Spawn

Originally uploaded by aritenou.
Here is a picture of the fruits of our labors. Looks like a little like a tiny gingerbread man, doesn't it?


Damn Unions

This opinion piece is pretty funny. Especially the first one. My favorite line...

"Add that prescription to the unions' usual budget-busting proposals for higher teacher salaries and smaller class sizes and you have the customary recipe for continuing educational disaster."

Yeah, damn those unions for wanting smaller classes. I dare you. Find one peer reviewed article that does not find a correlation between smaller class sizes and improved performance. Yes it costs more. I understand that. But what is the point of education?

If you want a really good laugh read the "discuss" forum and see what Mr. Longhaulin the international tax consultant thinks about education in America. Now that is funny.


Thursday, April 13, 2006

CAADE E79 Best Show in 6 Months

Everything on this Podcast is already on the blog, you already read that right? I'm not going to tell you have GOOD/BAD this podcast is. It's really GOOD. Listen you fuckers.


Chuck Likes The OC


Chuck just admited to me in front of his wife that he enjoys watching The OC. He was eating a pudding snack pack while he said this.
"I want to start watching The OC so I can get to bed at a decent hour"

Direct quote from Chuck. What a fucking loser!


Just What We Needed

So please, someone, tell me: How did civilization last this long without a mathematical formula to express the perfect ass? I just don't get it. I know what a perfect ass looks like. Why did it take so long to find the formula? Now that we know the perfect ass formula can we create a perfect ass for every new child born? Could we create perfect asses without bodies? The possibilities are endless. Did this jackass actually get paid to come up with this shit? I really hope not.


Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Halo Geek

Ken Malley (who the fuck is that) sent me this fucking awesome but totally disturbing video of some kind playing HALO. Watch and laugh then cry because this is our future.


Charlie Murphy as Mr. Spock

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

New RHCP Video

Don't get mad at me for liking The Red Hot Chili Peppers. Lots of you trendy fuckers say they aren't very good or are over-rated. I say not. They are just plain solid. That is all.

If this video won't load and your a loser just click HERE.


Random Stuff From Other Blogs

Monday, April 10, 2006

Stuff Sucks : Sunshine Rocks

So I just got back running with my dog and the whole time I thought about two things.

#1. Stuff magazine sucks. I flew back from Bozeman, MT this weekend and had a layover in Seattle. I was bored and tired of reading intelligent fare so I bought a trashing magazine. Like any self respecting man I wanted to look at hot girls. I could have bought Playboy and seen naked girls but the articles in Playboy are a notch up from the drivel I wanted to read. So I went with barely clad girls and senseless mind rot like you only find in Stuff. They advertised a special "101 sexiest women online" bonus mag. Awesome!!! Not so much. The first 20 or so girls are just random MySpace whores. What the fuck? I totally applaud the editors for trying to find some cute girls instead of anorexic Hollywood bimbos but why the fuck did they get MySpace whores. That is almost worse. So I will forever ban Stuff and ask the rest of you to do the same.

If you are a hot girl please send me a link to your homepage with pictures and I will personally submit them to Stuff for my "Chuck's 101 sexiest women online" bonus mag.

#2. The sun is finally out. I almost broke a sweat while running with the bitch. That hasn't happened since Sept. I am always happy when the sun comes out because it means I can enjoy being outside. It rocks. So of course I am back inside typing this shit into my fucking computer. Hope you enjoyed this post, because I should be outside instead of trying to entertain the audience of readers that disapeared months ago. Fuck this.... I'm going outside.


Clerks 2 Trailer

If you have any kind of sense of humor and have not had you head in a sand bank for the last 10 years or so you SHOULD have seen the Kevin Smith movie "clerks". Well, this August 18 the sequel is dropping into theaters and you WILL go see it. AND you will watch the trailer for it HERE. Yes, I'm smiling too.


Saturday, April 08, 2006

Warning, This is really gross!

Chuck is in freaking Montana or some such bullshit so there won't be a podcast this week. Instead I'm just going to post something freaky for all you human garbage that still read this.

Aren't you glad you visited?


P.S. That is the back of that stupid Britney Spears statue. I guess. Art is fun!

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Chuck and Adam Do Frankwit

Last Monday Chuck and I effectivly took over the Frankwit Podcast. They really got a lesson in what it means to be the scrapings from the bottom of the barrel of the podcasting world.
"Only when you have nothing can you truly do anything" -Tyler Durden
This week you will go out and start your own podcast, and you are going to suck!


P.S. Please don't sue me Chuck!

P.S.S No, not that Chuck. The other one.

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