Emergent/Postmodern | 86% | ||
Modern Liberal | 71% | ||
Classical Liberal | 61% | ||
Roman Catholic | 54% | ||
Neo orthodox | 39% | ||
Evangelical | 25% | ||
Charismatic/Pentecostal | 21% | ||
Reformed Evangelical | 4% | ||
Fundamentalist | 4% |
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Thursday, June 16, 2005
Stupid People Deserve High Voltage
Watch this video of a woman getting tased because she does all the wrong things in a routine traffic stop.
--Chuck
--Chuck
Talk About Denial
From a CNN article.
LARGO, Florida (AP) -- An autopsy that found Terri Schiavo suffered from severe and irreversible brain-damage has done nothing to sway her parents' position that she deserved to live and may have gotten better with therapy.
Now that my friends is denial. The autopsy proves she had irreversible brain damage and the parents still think a woman who was blind looked at them in response to voices. When you have no brain, you cannot process sensory input. But keep denying it. One day science may prove me wrong and then we'll all feel bad for not keeping her alive.
--Chuck
LARGO, Florida (AP) -- An autopsy that found Terri Schiavo suffered from severe and irreversible brain-damage has done nothing to sway her parents' position that she deserved to live and may have gotten better with therapy.
Now that my friends is denial. The autopsy proves she had irreversible brain damage and the parents still think a woman who was blind looked at them in response to voices. When you have no brain, you cannot process sensory input. But keep denying it. One day science may prove me wrong and then we'll all feel bad for not keeping her alive.
--Chuck
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
CAADE Episode 47
This is mostly an audio clips show. Check the recent blog posts for almost all of the topics. Enjoy, my lovelies.
--Adam
P.S. Yes, I know I'm creepy.
--Adam
P.S. Yes, I know I'm creepy.
Rhino Armored Bus
If I was a smarter man I could think of a way funny way to equate the baddass vehicle to my penis and make all of you laugh but, you know me, not in the cards. Just check this out it completely AWESOME!!!
--Adam
--Adam
What Are the Odds
So this lady won the lottery twice. What are the odds of that? Better question. Who the hell cares? Did she buy them at the same store? What are the odds that the same store would sell two winning tickets? Did she buy them in the same town. What are the odds of the same town having two winning tickets? Who cares? She won. It happened. The probabability that she won the lottery two times is 100% get over it. Besides her odds of winning or losing on any ticket are no different than the one before it. It's just a coincidence that the same person got two winning tickets.
--Chuck
--Chuck
MEGA 64 SUPA KEWL PICTURE MOVIE
This is the kind of high quality blog post that chuck is simply incapable of. Ba-Dong indeed.
--Adam
--Adam
Oncoming!!!!!
Dear all Meth Freaks,
If you are a meth head and your reading this please email me, we need to talk. Us normal people are not much different from you people. Honestly people like me wouldn't give a flying shit what you did to yourselves if we never had to see you or get our cars stolen by you and our property stolen by you. This video is the best example I have seen as to why people that make and use Meth should be shot. If you just left us alone we would leave you alone. But you just can't seem to figure that out. Can you. Oh, wait, what was that? You want me to tell you about the rabbits again? ok. Someday real soon, we got and buy that farm. We'll plant a garden and we can have rabbits too. Won't that me nice? FUCKING RABBITS! BANG!! Nighty night.
Sincerely,
Adam Ritenour
If you are a meth head and your reading this please email me, we need to talk. Us normal people are not much different from you people. Honestly people like me wouldn't give a flying shit what you did to yourselves if we never had to see you or get our cars stolen by you and our property stolen by you. This video is the best example I have seen as to why people that make and use Meth should be shot. If you just left us alone we would leave you alone. But you just can't seem to figure that out. Can you. Oh, wait, what was that? You want me to tell you about the rabbits again? ok. Someday real soon, we got and buy that farm. We'll plant a garden and we can have rabbits too. Won't that me nice? FUCKING RABBITS! BANG!! Nighty night.
Sincerely,
Adam Ritenour
Monday, June 13, 2005
Friday, June 10, 2005
News Updates
Here's two stories for you blog fans.
This is pretty funny. To be completely honest I have no problems with people who believe creationism or with people learning about it. I don't, however, think anyone should teach children creationism as science. As a matter of definition scientific theories do not require faith. Since creationism requires belief in a creator it requires faith and is not science. Sorry guys...
This is also funny. I just want to know what you do with a cow after you arrest it. Do they have cow prisons?
--Chuck
This is pretty funny. To be completely honest I have no problems with people who believe creationism or with people learning about it. I don't, however, think anyone should teach children creationism as science. As a matter of definition scientific theories do not require faith. Since creationism requires belief in a creator it requires faith and is not science. Sorry guys...
This is also funny. I just want to know what you do with a cow after you arrest it. Do they have cow prisons?
--Chuck
Thursday, June 09, 2005
CAADE Episode 46
Chuck describes his WEEK-night of drunken striper filled debauchery and Adam blows his o-ring on some new weird shit from Sony.
Is Sony about to blow your mind?
Watch this video and tell me this doesn't look like the coolest thing you have seen in years. This is getting closer to the kind of interface that we have only read about in sci-fi books. Very cool stuff. Please leave comments on your own thoughts.
--Adam
--Adam
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
MSN Poll
Just wanted to post these poll results from MSN.com
What's your view on the accuracy of the Bible? * 219783 responses
Every detail is literally true. 34%
Some details may be inaccurate or exaggerated, but the fundamentals are true. 35%
The Bible is fundamentally fiction, incorporating some historical facts. 26%
None of the above. 5%
I guess 34% of these reponders are with Dr. Dino
--Chuck
What's your view on the accuracy of the Bible? * 219783 responses
Every detail is literally true. 34%
Some details may be inaccurate or exaggerated, but the fundamentals are true. 35%
The Bible is fundamentally fiction, incorporating some historical facts. 26%
None of the above. 5%
I guess 34% of these reponders are with Dr. Dino
--Chuck
Monday, June 06, 2005
God Parents
So I was thinking last night. Would any of my friends choose Jackie and I to be the God Parents for their children?
Funny thing, even though I have a masters degree in education, have worked with kids since I was 16 and am a pretty damn good uncle, I don't really think any of my friends would trust me to raise their kids if they died. I'm just not that responsible.
--Chuck
Funny thing, even though I have a masters degree in education, have worked with kids since I was 16 and am a pretty damn good uncle, I don't really think any of my friends would trust me to raise their kids if they died. I'm just not that responsible.
--Chuck
Hi Kids
Todays word is Incompetence
Let me teach you a lesson. If you are incompetent, it is important that you recognize your incompetence. Most people don't appreciate incompetence. One thing that makes incompetence worse is when you can't own up to your own mistakes and fix them. If you pass the problem to someone else and expect them to clean it up, it will make them feel like you cannot be trusted. If you are incompetent please take the credit for your mistakes and clean up your own messes. Nobody likes cleaning someone elses diarrhea.
--Chuck
Sorry Chuck but it's hard to take this too seriously when there is a grammatical error in it. I fixed it for you though. It's in red. Spell checker won't catch shit like that. One word buddy. "Proofreading"
--Adam
Let me teach you a lesson. If you are incompetent, it is important that you recognize your incompetence. Most people don't appreciate incompetence. One thing that makes incompetence worse is when you can't own up to your own mistakes and fix them. If you pass the problem to someone else and expect them to clean it up, it will make them feel like you cannot be trusted. If you are incompetent please take the credit for your mistakes and clean up your own messes. Nobody likes cleaning someone elses diarrhea.
--Chuck
Sorry Chuck but it's hard to take this too seriously when there is a grammatical error in it. I fixed it for you though. It's in red. Spell checker won't catch shit like that. One word buddy. "Proofreading"
--Adam
Thursday, June 02, 2005
Eagles Farewell 1 Tour
I watched some of this televised concert last night. The Eagles may be old but they still rock. They still sound pretty much the same. A little older. Voices a little different but still good. Joe Walsh is at least as crazy as ever maybe even more so. I hate to think of him with Alzheimers, he's allready fried. It also reminded me that NOBODY should be allowed to sing Desperado except Don Henley. Period. End of story.
--Chuck
--Chuck
I Guess I Deserve This
I was commenting on another blog where the author was complaining about homosexuals. Someone responded to me by sending me this link to "arguments agains homosexuality based on science." Funny, I saw no references to scientific studies. In fact the author states that all you need is logic and common sense. Last time I checked, scientific theories, were not based on logic and common sense alone. This is the same tired argument that homosexual sex is not natural because it is not for procreation. It is just set in a point-counterpoint format and written from a hardline philosophy perspective. I'm tired of this unnatural argument. Can't people come up with something better?
--Chuck
--Chuck
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
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