Paris Spoof

Paris Spoof
Originally uploaded by Losering3000.

Watch this video please.

--Chuck

Canada & Marriage

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Canada has approved same sex marriage country wide.

--Chuck

CAADE Episode 49

If you thought Chuck and Adam were unprepared for the podcast before, you aint seen nothin yet. I feel confident in the fact that this is out most random off beat podcast to date. Listen and scorn your own existence.

South Park

South Park is hilarious. They really do just tear apart the ridiculousness of everything wherever they see it.

--Chuck

What?

Maid
Originally uploaded by Bécky.

From Reuters

LONDON (Reuters) - Married men earn more than bachelors so long as their wives stay at home doing the housework, according to a report Wednesday from Britain's Institute for Social and Economic Research (ISER).
But that wage premium disappears if wives go out to work themselves or don't do most of the housework.

So do you think that maybe this correlation runs the other way instead. Maybe... just maybe the reason that the wives can stay home is because the husbands earn more. Strange thought isn't it?

Maggie

Maggie
Originally uploaded by Losering3000.

Just in case anyone cares this is a picture of my boxer. She has a huge tongue. She really could star in some fucked up porn.

--Chuck

Tom Cruise is a Sith Lord?

If this where only true. Via Apollo Pony.

--Adam

CAADE Episode 48

Chuck and Adam talk about stripers and religion. Two topics that should never be separated. There is nothing like discussing the finer points of "Intelligent Design" theory with a 95 lb. silicone augmented woman bouncing forcefully up and down on your trousers. Listen if you dare.

--Adam

Quote of the day

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
- Aristotle

Adam's Ass

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Originally uploaded by aritenou.

I'm the sixth freedom. Adam's ass is the sixth freedom.

--Adam

Boxer

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Originally uploaded by hopeless128.

Nothing special just liked the picture

More ID?

So now we can add PA to the list of Intelligent Design supporters. Here is my favorite quote.

Michael J. Behe, a biological sciences professor at Lehigh University, told the subcommittee that intelligent design has no religious underpinnings. Critics argue that it is a variation of creationism, the biblical-based view that regards God as the creator of life.

Behe said intelligent design merely contends that evidence of complex physical structures shows that design, rather than evolution, is responsible for an organism or cell.

No religious underpinnings? How would you support intelligent design without religion. Intelligent design requires a designer. The designer would either have to be a supreme being or an some alien life. If it is an alien life then it has no scientific basis considering we do not know of any alien life to exist. If it is a supreme being then obviously there are religious underpinnings. Either way intelligent design is not science and should not be taught in science. If you want to teach intelligent design somewhere else fine, but it's not science.

--Chuck

Adam's Theological Worldview

You scored as Emergent/Postmodern. You are Emergent/Postmodern in your theology. You feel alienated from older forms of church, you don't think they connect to modern culture very well. No one knows the whole truth about God, and we have much to learn from each other, and so learning takes place in dialogue. Evangelism should take place in relationships rather than through crusades and altar-calls. People are interested in spirituality and want to ask questions, so the church should help them to do this.

Stupid People Deserve High Voltage

Watch this video of a woman getting tased because she does all the wrong things in a routine traffic stop.

--Chuck

Talk About Denial

From a CNN article.

LARGO, Florida (AP) -- An autopsy that found Terri Schiavo suffered from severe and irreversible brain-damage has done nothing to sway her parents' position that she deserved to live and may have gotten better with therapy.

Now that my friends is denial. The autopsy proves she had irreversible brain damage and the parents still think a woman who was blind looked at them in response to voices. When you have no brain, you cannot process sensory input. But keep denying it. One day science may prove me wrong and then we'll all feel bad for not keeping her alive.

--Chuck

Kind of Funny

Here is a short game for the Michael Jackson haters.

--Chuck

CAADE Episode 47

This is mostly an audio clips show. Check the recent blog posts for almost all of the topics. Enjoy, my lovelies.

--Adam

P.S. Yes, I know I'm creepy.

Rhino Armored Bus

If I was a smarter man I could think of a way funny way to equate the baddass vehicle to my penis and make all of you laugh but, you know me, not in the cards. Just check this out it completely AWESOME!!!

--Adam

KF has the best line....

This is just too damn good not to share.

--Adam

What Are the Odds

So this lady won the lottery twice. What are the odds of that? Better question. Who the hell cares? Did she buy them at the same store? What are the odds that the same store would sell two winning tickets? Did she buy them in the same town. What are the odds of the same town having two winning tickets? Who cares? She won. It happened. The probabability that she won the lottery two times is 100% get over it. Besides her odds of winning or losing on any ticket are no different than the one before it. It's just a coincidence that the same person got two winning tickets.

--Chuck

MEGA 64 SUPA KEWL PICTURE MOVIE

This is the kind of high quality blog post that chuck is simply incapable of. Ba-Dong indeed.

--Adam

Ba-Dong

--Chuck

I'm gunna give you a Ba-Dong for posting this bull-shit.

--Adam

Oncoming!!!!!

Dear all Meth Freaks,
If you are a meth head and your reading this please email me, we need to talk. Us normal people are not much different from you people. Honestly people like me wouldn't give a flying shit what you did to yourselves if we never had to see you or get our cars stolen by you and our property stolen by you. This video is the best example I have seen as to why people that make and use Meth should be shot. If you just left us alone we would leave you alone. But you just can't seem to figure that out. Can you. Oh, wait, what was that? You want me to tell you about the rabbits again? ok. Someday real soon, we got and buy that farm. We'll plant a garden and we can have rabbits too. Won't that me nice? FUCKING RABBITS! BANG!! Nighty night.
Sincerely,
Adam Ritenour

MJ is Not Guilty

I refuse to comment at this time. Feel free. Tell me how you feel...

--Chuck

News Updates

Here's two stories for you blog fans.

This is pretty funny. To be completely honest I have no problems with people who believe creationism or with people learning about it. I don't, however, think anyone should teach children creationism as science. As a matter of definition scientific theories do not require faith. Since creationism requires belief in a creator it requires faith and is not science. Sorry guys...

This is also funny. I just want to know what you do with a cow after you arrest it. Do they have cow prisons?

--Chuck

CAADE Episode 46

Chuck describes his WEEK-night of drunken striper filled debauchery and Adam blows his o-ring on some new weird shit from Sony.

Is Sony about to blow your mind?

Watch this video and tell me this doesn't look like the coolest thing you have seen in years. This is getting closer to the kind of interface that we have only read about in sci-fi books. Very cool stuff. Please leave comments on your own thoughts.

--Adam

MSN Poll

Just wanted to post these poll results from MSN.com

What's your view on the accuracy of the Bible? * 219783 responses
Every detail is literally true. 34%
Some details may be inaccurate or exaggerated, but the fundamentals are true. 35%
The Bible is fundamentally fiction, incorporating some historical facts. 26%
None of the above. 5%

I guess 34% of these reponders are with Dr. Dino

--Chuck

God Parents

So I was thinking last night. Would any of my friends choose Jackie and I to be the God Parents for their children?

Funny thing, even though I have a masters degree in education, have worked with kids since I was 16 and am a pretty damn good uncle, I don't really think any of my friends would trust me to raise their kids if they died. I'm just not that responsible.

--Chuck

Hi Kids

Todays word is Incompetence

Let me teach you a lesson. If you are incompetent, it is important that you recognize your incompetence. Most people don't appreciate incompetence. One thing that makes incompetence worse is when you can't own up to your own mistakes and fix them. If you pass the problem to someone else and expect them to clean it up, it will make them feel like you cannot be trusted. If you are incompetent please take the credit for your mistakes and clean up your own messes. Nobody likes cleaning someone elses diarrhea.

--Chuck

Sorry Chuck but it's hard to take this too seriously when there is a grammatical error in it. I fixed it for you though. It's in red. Spell checker won't catch shit like that. One word buddy. "Proofreading"

--Adam

Eagles Farewell 1 Tour

I watched some of this televised concert last night. The Eagles may be old but they still rock. They still sound pretty much the same. A little older. Voices a little different but still good. Joe Walsh is at least as crazy as ever maybe even more so. I hate to think of him with Alzheimers, he's allready fried. It also reminded me that NOBODY should be allowed to sing Desperado except Don Henley. Period. End of story.

--Chuck

I Guess I Deserve This

I was commenting on another blog where the author was complaining about homosexuals. Someone responded to me by sending me this link to "arguments agains homosexuality based on science." Funny, I saw no references to scientific studies. In fact the author states that all you need is logic and common sense. Last time I checked, scientific theories, were not based on logic and common sense alone. This is the same tired argument that homosexual sex is not natural because it is not for procreation. It is just set in a point-counterpoint format and written from a hardline philosophy perspective. I'm tired of this unnatural argument. Can't people come up with something better?

--Chuck

Privatized Education

To avoid getting up on a soapbox, I'm just going to post this link.

--Chuck

My Wife Needed One Of These Last Night

Enough said.