Stinking Pile of Shit

Have you ever felt like a midget stuck in a wild life refuge where all the large animals like buffalo and bears and lions just shit all over you all the time? Well if not, it's not a comfortable feeling. Not only are you covered in shit, stinking to high heaven, but you're stuck around all these fucking animals that are 267 times your size and have no human interaction except with stupid tourists that take your picture and make lame ass comments so you want to strangle them with your bare hands and feed them to the giraffes because all they can do is gum them to death. In case you're wondering, I am that midget right now and if you happen to be another fucking tourist then please, please leave me alone.

--Chuck