Wow! Why? What? I Don't Get It

What is the attraction people?
Why does a Paris Hilton ad get so much attention that it brings down a site?
Is she really hot?
Does she do anything other than inherit a fortune?
Should I care?
Should you care?
Should anyone care?
What does it have to do with burgers?
Is there a Carl's Jr near me?
Does the burger have onions?
Does it have tomato?
Do they sell them in Paris?
Do they sell them at Hiltons?

Whatever

--Chuck