Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Quit Breeding

So this is from an actual news story (thanks reuters). This, people, is why everyone should need a license to breed.

OKEECHOBEE, Florida (AP) -- A woman was arrested for allegedly forcing her 12-year-old daughter into prostitution and trading a 14-year-old daughter for a car.


And do I need to explain why I want Britney Spears to abort her pregnancy now?

--Chuck

4 Comments:

Blogger Corby said...

If she keeps the kid, with any luck, in 2017 we'll have yet another 12-year-old hooker to add to the seemingly ever-expanding list. (I just edited out about a paragraph of god-awfulness there....lol, I'm terrible)

Anyone else surprised Brittney doesn't swallow like the cum guzzling whore we all hoped she would turn out to be?

Well, at least with stretch marks and a flabby belly post-birth, she'll be on the career downslide...which'll put her that much closer to pulling a Tiffany and Debbi Gibson and ending up naked in Playboy in about 10 years. "I think we're a lone now, there doesn't seem to be anyone around....now here's my titties"

4/13/2005 2:31 PM  
Blogger Adam Ritenour said...

Damn Corby, your a funny ass man. Enough said.

4/13/2005 2:33 PM  
Blogger Corby said...

I love you. I want to have your baby.

4/13/2005 5:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

QUIT BREEDING!!

4/19/2005 8:20 AM  

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