I'm An Abstinence Convert
This website is one of the most hilarious things I've seen lately. My favorite parts...
3) Rigorously rub your face, body and genitalia against those of your faith partner until orgasm. (Also known as 'faith-fucking')
Although in most cases "Gently, gently" should be your watchwords, masturbating your faith partner through jeans or other heavy fabric is the exception.
This my dedicated readers is classic material. Someday it will be read like Shakespeare, that's right, with Cliffs Notes.
--Chuck
3) Rigorously rub your face, body and genitalia against those of your faith partner until orgasm. (Also known as 'faith-fucking')
Although in most cases "Gently, gently" should be your watchwords, masturbating your faith partner through jeans or other heavy fabric is the exception.
This my dedicated readers is classic material. Someday it will be read like Shakespeare, that's right, with Cliffs Notes.
--Chuck
posted by Chuck at 8:25 AM
3 Comments:
Are they serious?
Your link is broken dude.
Broken link, but either way, what you posted is fucking funny. I love the abstinence crowd. They're brilliant!
"Pretend snatches don't exist and you'll never want to lick one" Proverbs 69:69. Idiots.
BTW, you hear the new pope is a fucking Nazi? Way to go Catholosism! (I'm drunk, may have mis-spelled the enemy's name).
Talk about sending this planet into a backwards spiral. First they re-elect Bushy-phoo as President of Dumbfuckistan and now the Pope, leader of the catholic minions, was a god damn Hitler Youth....how are they, if they dare, going to spin this one?
-Corby-
da pickle show
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