Want To Impress A Woman?

Don't buy her weapons.

I had this friend in high school, Kevin. He liked another friend of mine, Jen. Let's just say that Kyle wasn't very smooth with the ladies so when her birthday came around he asked me what he could do for her that she would really appreciate. I gave him a few good ideas.

Then, a few days after her birthday Jen called me and said "What is wrong with Kevin?" Having no clue waht she was talking about I made her explain. He had given her a card talking about how if he could have three wishes they would be 1) His skin disease would go away 2) Terri Hatcher could be his girlfriend 3) That she would be his girlfriend. Yep, she came in third. If that wasn't bad enough, he gave an outspoken pacifist a police baton. Yep, gave her a weapon for her birthday. A girl who hates weapons.

If you want to impress women, make sure you put them first on your wish list and give them gifts that appeal to their hobbies and desires not your own.

--Chuck