Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Martha Stewart Doesn't Like Prison Food

WELL WOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO. I don't imagine anyone likes prison food unless they are used to eating trash out of a garbage can. Maybe you shouldn't be in jail to begin with. Cry me a fucking river her stock prices have been going up making her fortune increase while she is in jail for commiting conspiracy and obstructing justice. Fucking bitch. She's lucky her only complaint is bad food.



Blogger dayna said...

Thats the only complaint she's willing to talk about. She probably yaps non-stop to her fellow inmates about ALL the cooking she can do and ALL the recipes she has created. Then they probably slap her around a bit. Every woman of her era in America should be allowed to slap her face just once for being such a disgustingly perfect housewife.

12/22/2004 12:32 PM  
Blogger James Tessier said...

I say we give Martha a break and feed her MREs. For those that are not enlightened, that is Meal, Ready to Eat. I think she would love to have a meal that was made years ago and comes with a cool chemical heater. They come with a delightful assortment of deserts, like chocolate chip brownie and lemon poppy seed pound cake. I think she would love some of the menu entrees too, like Thai Chicken, Vegetarian Burger, and Imitation Pork Ribs. I know she would love it.

12/22/2004 1:59 PM  

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