Just What We Needed

So please, someone, tell me: How did civilization last this long without a mathematical formula to express the perfect ass? I just don't get it. I know what a perfect ass looks like. Why did it take so long to find the formula? Now that we know the perfect ass formula can we create a perfect ass for every new child born? Could we create perfect asses without bodies? The possibilities are endless. Did this jackass actually get paid to come up with this shit? I really hope not.

--Chuck