Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Quit Breeding

So this is from an actual news story (thanks reuters). This, people, is why everyone should need a license to breed.

OKEECHOBEE, Florida (AP) -- A woman was arrested for allegedly forcing her 12-year-old daughter into prostitution and trading a 14-year-old daughter for a car.

And do I need to explain why I want Britney Spears to abort her pregnancy now?



Blogger Corby said...

If she keeps the kid, with any luck, in 2017 we'll have yet another 12-year-old hooker to add to the seemingly ever-expanding list. (I just edited out about a paragraph of god-awfulness, I'm terrible)

Anyone else surprised Brittney doesn't swallow like the cum guzzling whore we all hoped she would turn out to be?

Well, at least with stretch marks and a flabby belly post-birth, she'll be on the career downslide...which'll put her that much closer to pulling a Tiffany and Debbi Gibson and ending up naked in Playboy in about 10 years. "I think we're a lone now, there doesn't seem to be anyone here's my titties"

4/13/2005 2:31 PM  
Blogger Adam Ritenour said...

Damn Corby, your a funny ass man. Enough said.

4/13/2005 2:33 PM  
Blogger Corby said...

I love you. I want to have your baby.

4/13/2005 5:08 PM  
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4/19/2005 8:20 AM  

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