Things you should do before returning a call...

So you see an unrecognizable number on your caller id. You have two choices. Call it back or don't. If you decide to call it back, listen to your voice mail first and see if you have a message. If you don't maybe it wasn't important, don't return the call.

If you decide to return a call, under no circumstances should you wait for someone to answer and then in a very irritated voice proclaim

"You call me?"

What the hell is that shit?

Dude I don't even know who you are... how the fuck do I know if I called you? Come on people I know these are difficult concepts but use a little common sense.

--Chuck