It's Not News
This is not news. Ohhhhh no! Somebody is impersonating an officer. No! The story should be "Stupid Citizens Pulling Over For Unmarked Cars." Thats right. I'm less interested in the guy impersonating a cop then in the dumbass fuckers that pull over for him. I mean come on look at this description.
The suspect is described as a white male adult, approximately 30 years of age, 5'9" tall, heavy build, and a moustache. He was wearing dark clothing and a dark colored stocking cap.
The suspect was driving an older black Ford Mustang with three white stripes on the door panels. Inside the middle stripe, the word "Mustang" is written in black letters.
Does that sound like a cop to you? Ford Mustang? White Stripes? Stocking Cap? Fucking idiots.
--Chuck
The suspect is described as a white male adult, approximately 30 years of age, 5'9" tall, heavy build, and a moustache. He was wearing dark clothing and a dark colored stocking cap.
The suspect was driving an older black Ford Mustang with three white stripes on the door panels. Inside the middle stripe, the word "Mustang" is written in black letters.
Does that sound like a cop to you? Ford Mustang? White Stripes? Stocking Cap? Fucking idiots.
--Chuck
posted by Chuck at 9:13 AM
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