Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Where Do People Find the Time?

So I comment on a lot of wierd shit. Then there's all these people doing even more fucked up shit. Priest molesting kids, serial killers chopping up bodies in wood chippers, hunters fucking up entire hunting parties, terrorists plotting attacks, stock swindlers, drug dealers and just the people that get shit stuck in their asses. Here's my question...

Where the fuck do they find the time?

I mean I blog quite a bit but really I mostly type when I'm on hold for some nimrod that's too busy to answer my call. Kind of ironic isn't it? My free time is when someone else is too busy to talk to me. I definetly don't have time to molest children, hack bodies, shoot animals (or people), plant explosives, invest in stocks, or distribute pharmacuticals. Where do people find the fucking time? Do they not work? Do they not have families? Do they not have friends? I find it hard to believe that they are all retired or independently wealthy hermits.

Then, why is it that their neighbors never noticed there was something seriously wrong with them. My neighbors are normal people they wouldn't just randomly fillet a dog and hang it from a tree to dry. If they were serial killers I think I'd know. Come on people there has to be some warning signs.

Anyway, just wondering...

--Chuck

2 Comments:

Blogger Claire said...

don't worry Chuck... here's somrthing to look forward to http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0103051lulu1.html

1/04/2005 4:25 PM  
Blogger Clark said...

You're in luck. I've almost got all the funding I need to start up my new company. You can outsource your terrorist attacks/child molestation to us at a low per-month fee!

1/06/2005 11:15 AM  

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