Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Shy Doctor

I went and had a physical with a new doctor because I have new insurance. It was weird. He was a little shy. Especially about one part of the exam.

When you are a male physicals require doctors to feel your testicles. Usually it's not a big production they just tell you to drop trou and do their thing.

This doctor sort of beat around the bush about it. He was like "Well we could check your testicles but only if you want." Like I was 10 or something. So I said "Whatever I'm cool either way" and he said "It's probably a good idea." ......strange moment of silence...... "Well you would have to take off your pants." yeah it was just odd it was like he was timid about it. I want my doctor to act like he's touched 145,765.36 testicles and it's no big deal. You know?

If you read this and think it's too much information. Then fuck off. You'll live. Almost half the nation has testes. It's no big deal.



Blogger thtgrl said...

Thank you, Chuck, for making me feel better about My Cool Kid going to the Ball Doctor yesterday. That's exactly what I told him. "It's no big deal". Now when he asks what I think (whether he has one or two) I'll tell him he's just lucky he doesn't have three.

What were you supposed to say to your weird doctor? "Yes, feel my balls."? That was a stupid question for him to ask.

1/18/2005 5:08 PM  
Blogger James Tessier said...

What you forgot to tell everyone was that the doctor was a Dentist.

1/18/2005 5:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the big deal about him feeling awkward?

Obviosuly he hasn't spent as much time as you fondling balls down at the Rest Area.

- Gordon the Magnificent

1/18/2005 6:40 PM  
Blogger HipChick said...

All men should have a momentn of silence right now and grab their balls!

1/19/2005 6:18 AM  
Blogger Doctor Marco said...

A manual testicular exam is part of the physical. Its purpose is to try to find any lump, that could be a testicular cancer, which is one of the most common cancers in young males. A significant percentage of the testicular cancers is easily curable so a testicular exam is worth it.

1/19/2005 6:23 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

While you were getting your balls done, did you happen to notice is if the shy Doctor had a wedding ring on?

This is the kind of man I am looking for, one that is not all tigger happy about playing with your, or any guys balls no matter what his profession!

1/19/2005 6:35 AM  
Blogger Martini Love said...

Shy doctors freak me out... makes me feel like they forgot what they are doing. I really hate that feeling makes me wanna get the hell outta there!!

1/19/2005 6:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

**Imagining a shy gynecologist...***

1/19/2005 8:33 AM  
Blogger AM said...

Is there something wrong with your boys? Could he have heard a nasty rumor from your old doctor?

1/19/2005 8:42 AM  
Blogger LinF said...

Hey I say you should have answered his Q with an excited "Hell ya thats the best part of the exam!" Imagine a shy doctor turning red and running out of the exam room straight to McDonald's to put in a job application!

1/19/2005 2:21 PM  

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