Friday, January 21, 2005

I Want to be a Eunuch

You know, even if I wanted to lower my libido I wouldn't castrate myself. Can you imagine calling 911?

"Yeah, I can't stop bleeding"
"What's wrong sir?"
"I castrated myself"

At this point the operator is laughing his/her ass off.

What's really funny is that I threatened to castrate Adam the other day and then tried to find internet directions to perform the procedure so I could email the link to him (validating my threat). I couldn't find any. How hard did this guy look to find the directions. That's crazy. I mean really, I tried. I couldn't.

--Chuck

1 Comments:

Blogger Branshine said...

The man obviously needs some sort of counseling," Reno police Lt. Ron Donnelly told the Reno Gazette-Journal.

I am willing to bet that this guy is not a member of MENSA.

1/21/2005 8:45 AM  

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