Lawnmower

If I wanted to burn down my girlfriends apartment I would not use makeshift molotovs that I produced from empty budweiser bottles. At that rate why not just rn through the house with gasoline and then light it? No. I'm going to make some good ass fucking heavyweight bombs and blow the shit out of the joint. Then, really? try to get away on a fucking lawnmower? God damn fucking morons. You can probably get away faster on foot then on a fucking lawnmower. Ya know this kind of shit makes me want to be a delinquent criminal just so I can show these idiots how to pull something off.

--Chuck